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Say hello — we actually read this inbox
One inbox, old-newspaper energy: we call it Letters to the editor. Orders, typos, bulk quotes, wild puzzle ideas, or your cat on the paper — if it's about The No-News Paper, it belongs here. Pick a lane below so we spot the right thread fast.
- Humans, not bots
- India · IST
- Usually < 48h
Real paper · Real people
Ways to reach us
Same address for everything — hello@nonewspaper.com. Different doors just help us read you in the right mood.
Letters to the editor
Orders & love letters
Shipping snags, wrong address, “did my payment go through?”, or fan mail about a spread you loved.
hello@nonewspaper.com
Circulation desk
Cafés, offices, stacks
Volume, delivery rhythm, or “can we get a sample stack for three tables?” — the form captures numbers fast;
hello@nonewspaper.com
Social
Art & process
Meghna posts colour, covers, and behind-the-scenes chaos — DM-friendly if you're shy about email.
Before you hit send
A few things that get you an answer faster (we're a tiny team, not a call centre).
- Orders: include your order ID or the email you checked out with — see your success page if you just paid.
- Bulk: rough copies per month + city helps us quote without another round trip.
- Press / partnerships:say who you write for and what you need — we read everything, even if we can't say yes to all of it.
Prefer paper to pixels?
Grab a copy — then tell us what made you laugh loudest.